Can we actually pick up some of the best Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl? Well, not so easy because everything she has spoken has somehow ended up becoming my favorite. Looking back to the character that was full of life and known as Queen B of the upper east side, Blair Waldorf can be loved or hated but definitely cannot be ignored.
Blair always had some advice for all her friends and strangely she had great advises for the ones who meant nothing to her, ha-ha. Wearing those cute hair bands, she has given us some of the most memorable quotes that wouldn’t let you forget how bitchy, bully but so herself she was.
Best Blair Waldorf quotes: Fashion, Love and Life
“Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.”
“The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.”
“Great leaders only need three hours of sleep!”
” If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.”
“By the way, sandals are not shoes.”
“Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.”
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.”
“They’re all good men before something happens to them. Some of them stay good, no matter how they’re treated.”
“You can’t show up at a ball and not expect at least one social-climbing doppelgänger to show up and impersonate you.”
“As long as I’m with you, I’m Hillary in the White House. I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.”
“This isn’t Congress. Accomplish something!”
“You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart, and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize. You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you”
“It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones.”
“If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all”
“It’s just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, field by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.”
(Serena: “I went to the morgue today.”) “What is that, a sex club?”
“You know how torturous it is for me to find shiny things that aren’t intended for me.”
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
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